Brin is in the shower—again. It’s 3:30am.
Brin is my dog. Of course it would be my dog that gets into trouble—not Hopi, Robert’s angel dog.
There are many life lessons that have been learned this morning by (wo)man and beast.
- If you take your dogs out at 2:30 am, it’s better to take them on a leash and stay in open, lit areas of your yard.
- Get a sprayer for your bathtub, the kind that makes it convenient to rinse your child’s hair or a reluctant 65 lb. dog who is slippery when wet.
- There are advantages to being a shy dog. Those days are over.
- There are advantages to being a follower (ask Hopi).
- It’s better to have experience bathing your dog BEFORE you really need it. (I usually let the good people at Dogz Inc. take care of the dog bathing.)
- Know the recipe for getting the skunk smell out of your dog BEFORE you need it and have the ingredients together under the sink.
- Skunks can climb six-foot fences. Or maybe they can fly.
Believe it or not, I was chuckling during the first round in the shower. Brin has a Pepé Le Pew-type obsession with cats. She loves them. She lives with two of them so you would think they would be mundane at this point but, no—they fascinate her. Well, skunks look like cats—especially in the wee hours of the morning. Unfortunately, Brin realized the mistake a little too late and got sprayed in the face.
I never need to experience this smell again. I hope Brin feels the same way.
So here’s the link to the recipe: http://dogs.about.com/cs/generalcare/p/skunk.htm. We used #3 because we had these ingredients, on hand (after some scrambling), in the correct proportions. One bath was obviously not enough. I think a third bath at Dogz Inc. is in Brin’s immediate future assuming she is odor free enough for an outing.
It looks like I will have the chance to explore the wonderful world of odor-removal products today.
My consolation is that even the stars have to deal with this problem. And at least I don’t have to kiss Matthew McConaughey today.

